{"id":24891,"date":"2018-02-02T03:24:48","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T03:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/jeu-de-mots-24891\/"},"modified":"2018-02-02T03:24:44","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T03:24:44","slug":"jeu-de-mots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/jeu-de-mots\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeu de mots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Comment appelle t&#8217;on &#8220;Un tout petit homme&#8221; qui?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<br \/>\n1) appartient \u00e0 une religion : un nain doux<\/p>\n<p>2) n&#8217;a pas de nom : un nain porte qui<\/p>\n<p>3) n&#8217;est bon \u00e0 rien : un nain capable<\/p>\n<p>4) qui est mort : un nain fini<\/p>\n<p>5) n&#8217;est jamais s\u00fbr de lui : un nain d\u00e9cis<\/p>\n<p>6) qui parle trop : un nain discret<\/p>\n<p>7) qui Est humain : un nain parfait<\/p>\n<p>8) a perdu son honneur : un nain digne<\/p>\n<p>9) qui montre ses fesses : un nain pudique<\/p>\n<p>10) qui vient d&#8217;ailleurs : un nain port\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>11) a des pens\u00e9es malsaines : un nain pur<\/p>\n<p>12) change souvent d&#8217;id\u00e9e : un nain stable<\/p>\n<p>13) fait pipi partout : un nain continent<\/p>\n<p>14) n&#8217;est pas capable : un nain puissant<\/p>\n<p>15) qui a un gourou : un nain secte<\/p>\n<p>16) qui est handicap\u00e9 : un nain valide<\/p>\n<p>17) celui qui est attendu : un nain vit\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>18) qui n&#8217;attend pas : un nain patient<\/p>\n<p>19) que l&#8217;on n&#8217;attend plus : un nain pr\u00e9vu<\/p>\n<p>20) qui est mal \u00e9lev\u00e9 : un nain poli<\/p>\n<p>21) Qui est stupide : un nain b\u00e9cile<\/p>\n<p>Sign\u00e9 : un nain connu<\/p>\n<p>Je ne l&#8217;envoie pas \u00e0 nain porte qui !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les finesses de la langue, je ne m\u2019en lasse pas<br \/>\nCelui qui aime les mots\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7538],"tags":[7605],"byline":[9285],"hashtag":[],"class_list":["post-24891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-divertissement","tag-homenews","byline-senya"],"bylines":[{"id":9285,"name":"Senya","slug":"senya","description":"","image":{"id":0,"url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/?s=96&d=mm&f=y&r=g","alt":"Default avatar","title":"Default avatar","caption":"","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","sizes":[]},"user_id":null}],"contributors":[{"id":9285,"name":"Senya","slug":"senya","description":"","image":{"id":0,"url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/?s=96&d=mm&f=y&r=g","alt":"Default avatar","title":"Default avatar","caption":"","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","sizes":[]},"user_id":null}],"featured_image":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/453"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24891"},{"taxonomy":"byline","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/byline?post=24891"},{"taxonomy":"hashtag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/hashtag?post=24891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}