{"id":24473,"date":"2017-12-16T12:14:13","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T12:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/la-senilite-paye-24473\/"},"modified":"2017-12-16T12:14:09","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T12:14:09","slug":"la-senilite-paye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/la-senilite-paye\/","title":{"rendered":"La s\u00e9nilit\u00e9 paye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un couple de personnes \u00e2g\u00e9es a f\u00eat\u00e9 son soixanti\u00e8me anniversaire de mariage.<\/p>\n<p>Ils se sont connus amis d&#8217;enfance et se prom\u00e8nent main dans la main dans le quartier de leur jeunesse.<br \/>\nIls veulent revoir leur ancienne \u00e9cole.<\/p>\n<p>    La grille n&#8217;est pas ferm\u00e9e, ils entrent et retrouvent le vieux pupitre qu&#8217;ils ont partag\u00e9 et sur lequel Louis avait grav\u00e9 : \u00ab Je t&#8217;aime, Claire \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>En revenant \u00e0 la maison, un sac tombe d&#8217;un fourgon presque \u00e0 leurs pieds.<\/p>\n<p>Claire le ramasse et l&#8217;emporte \u00e0 la maison.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e0, elle l&#8217;ouvre et compte&#8230; cinquante mille euros!<\/p>\n<p>Louis d\u00e9clare : \u00ab Nous devons le rendre \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Claire dit : \u00ab Qui trouve garde \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Elle remet l&#8217;argent dans le sac et le cache dans le grenier.<\/p>\n<p>Le lendemain, deux policiers viennent enqu\u00eater dans le quartier.<\/p>\n<p>Ils frappent \u00e0 leur porte :  \u00ab Pardon, auriez-vous trouv\u00e9 un sac qui est tomb\u00e9 d&#8217;un fourgon hier ? \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Claire dit : \u00ab Non \u00bb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Louis : \u00ab Elle ment ! Elle l&#8217;a cach\u00e9 dans le grenier \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Claire : \u00ab Ne le croyez pas, il est s\u00e9nile \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Les agents se tournent pourtant vers Louis et lui demandent :   <\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Voulez-vous, SVP, nous raconter l&#8217;histoire depuis le d\u00e9but \u00bb?<\/p>\n<p>Louis : \u00ab Eh bien, voil\u00e0 ! Claire et moi, revenions de l&#8217;\u00e9cole, hier&#8230; \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Le premier agent se tourne vers son coll\u00e8gue et lui dit :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Viens on s&#8217;en va&#8230;! \u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un couple de personnes \u00e2g\u00e9es a f\u00eat\u00e9 son soixanti\u00e8me anniversaire de mariage. Ils se sont connus amis d&#8217;enfance et se prom\u00e8nent main dans la main dans le quartier de leur jeunesse. Ils veulent revoir leur ancienne \u00e9cole. La grille n&#8217;est pas ferm\u00e9e, ils entrent et retrouvent le vieux pupitre qu&#8217;ils ont partag\u00e9 et sur lequel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7531],"tags":[7605],"byline":[9285],"hashtag":[],"class_list":["post-24473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite-5","tag-homenews","byline-senya"],"bylines":[{"id":9285,"name":"Senya","slug":"senya","description":"","image":{"id":0,"url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/?s=96&d=mm&f=y&r=g","alt":"Default avatar","title":"Default avatar","caption":"","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","sizes":[]},"user_id":null}],"contributors":[{"id":9285,"name":"Senya","slug":"senya","description":"","image":{"id":0,"url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/?s=96&d=mm&f=y&r=g","alt":"Default avatar","title":"Default avatar","caption":"","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","sizes":[]},"user_id":null}],"featured_image":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/453"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24473"},{"taxonomy":"byline","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/byline?post=24473"},{"taxonomy":"hashtag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/hashtag?post=24473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}