{"id":17896,"date":"2016-03-24T08:54:50","date_gmt":"2016-03-24T08:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/blaguons-le-pape-17896\/"},"modified":"2016-03-24T08:54:44","modified_gmt":"2016-03-24T08:54:44","slug":"blaguons-le-pape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/blaguons-le-pape\/","title":{"rendered":"Blaguons: Le Pape!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le Pape est sur son lit de mort. Sentant sa derni\u00e8re heure arriver, il fait convoquer un assureur et un banquier, parmi les plus renomm\u00e9s de Rome. Il leur demande de venir tr\u00e8s vite le voir, ensemble.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e8s leur arriv\u00e9e, on les conduit dans la chambre o\u00f9 repose le Pape et on les fait assoir de chaque c\u00f4t\u00e9 du lit.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"spip-document spip-document-15003 aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/fr.igihe.com\/IMG\/jpg\/-2246.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Le Pape leur lance un regard intense, sourit, puis regarde au plafond. ni l&#8217;assureur ni le banquier ne disent mot. Ils semblent touch\u00e9s que le Pape ait pu penser \u00e0 eux \u00e0 cet instant,tout en \u00e9tant tr\u00e8s intrigu\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>Finalement, l &#8216;assureur, n&#8217;en pouvant plus, demande au pape :<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;- Votre Saintet\u00e9 ! Pourquoi sommes-nous l\u00e0 ?<br \/>\n&#8220;Le Pape, rassemblant ses derni\u00e8res forces, lui r\u00e9pond tr\u00e8s faiblement<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; J\u00e9sus est mort entre 2 voleurs. Je veux faire comme Lui &#8230; &#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le Pape est sur son lit de mort. Sentant sa derni\u00e8re heure arriver, il fait convoquer un assureur et un banquier, parmi les plus renomm\u00e9s de Rome. Il leur demande de venir tr\u00e8s vite le voir, ensemble. D\u00e8s leur arriv\u00e9e, on les conduit dans la chambre o\u00f9 repose le Pape et on les fait assoir [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":4000038751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7573],"tags":[7605],"byline":[8553],"hashtag":[],"class_list":["post-17896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-insolite-47","tag-homenews","byline-senyanzobe"],"bylines":[{"id":8553,"name":"SENYANZOBE","slug":"senyanzobe","description":"","image":{"id":0,"url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/?s=96&d=mm&f=y&r=g","alt":"Default avatar","title":"Default avatar","caption":"","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","sizes":[]},"user_id":null}],"contributors":[{"id":8553,"name":"SENYANZOBE","slug":"senyanzobe","description":"","image":{"id":0,"url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/?s=96&d=mm&f=y&r=g","alt":"Default avatar","title":"Default avatar","caption":"","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","sizes":[]},"user_id":null}],"featured_image":{"id":4000038751,"url":"https:\/\/fr-images.igihe.com\/IMG\/logo\/arton17896.jpg","alt":"","caption":"","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","width":0,"height":0,"sizes":{"thumbnail":{"url":"https:\/\/fr-images.igihe.com\/IMG\/logo\/arton17896.jpg","width":1,"height":1},"medium":{"url":"https:\/\/fr-images.igihe.com\/IMG\/logo\/arton17896.jpg","width":1,"height":1},"medium_large":{"url":"https:\/\/fr-images.igihe.com\/IMG\/logo\/arton17896.jpg","width":1,"height":1},"large":{"url":"https:\/\/fr-images.igihe.com\/IMG\/logo\/arton17896.jpg","width":1,"height":1},"full":{"url":"https:\/\/fr-images.igihe.com\/IMG\/logo\/arton17896.jpg","width":0,"height":0}}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/453"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17896\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4000038751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17896"},{"taxonomy":"byline","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/byline?post=17896"},{"taxonomy":"hashtag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/hashtag?post=17896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}