{"id":28326,"date":"2016-09-05T01:20:09","date_gmt":"2016-09-05T01:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-naked-man\/"},"modified":"2016-09-05T01:20:06","modified_gmt":"2016-09-05T01:20:06","slug":"10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-naked-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/english\/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-naked-man\/","title":{"rendered":"10 things you should never say to a naked man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>{When with your man, or any man in the room, and it gets to that stage he strips off, there are certain things you ought not to say, else you would kill the mood.}<\/p>\n<p>Also, if you know you aren\u2019t ready to get laid, NEVER LET HIM TAKE IT ALL OFF.<\/p>\n<p>When a man gets naked, he gets a bit more different in attitude and character, and what you say or do afterwards might make or spoil his day.<\/p>\n<p>There are certain things you shouldn\u2019t really say to a naked man<\/p>\n<p>{{1. Why aren&#8217;t you hard yet?}}<\/p>\n<p>This question is a certified mood killer. Sometimes, it could take a while to get him off as a result of stress, alcohol and other vices. Rather than say this, try to stimulate him instead, else you would ruin the mood.<\/p>\n<p>{{2. I\u2019m not in the mood }} <\/p>\n<p>This is like going to a store, collecting a candy, open it up and start eating only to notice you left your money at home. It\u2019s better to tell him you aren\u2019t in the mood before he gets naked, because once he gets naked, there is no turning back for him.<\/p>\n<p>{{3. Oh! }} <\/p>\n<p>When a lady says oh after seeing a man naked, it\u2019s usually for two reasons; it\u2019s either he has a big organ or a small one. If he notices that your \u2018oh\u2019 is for the second reason then you\u2019ve succeeded in making him less confident.<\/p>\n<p>{{4. Do you love me?}}<\/p>\n<p>Well, this is a wrong question to ask a man that\u2019s naked and only has one thing in his mind. Of course he wouldn\u2019t tell you no at that point.<\/p>\n<p>{{5. Can we hold on for a few minutes?}}<\/p>\n<p>This is also another question that could leave him on the edge. You don\u2019t wake up a sleeping tiger and expect it to hold on. If you aren\u2019t ready, never take things too far.<\/p>\n<p>{{6. My ex used to&#8230;}}<\/p>\n<p>There are better ways to discuss your fantasies than reminding him of what your ex used to do; no man loves that.<\/p>\n<p>{{7. Maybe some other time }} <\/p>\n<p>After getting to this stage, the only other time on his mind is now. Some other time doesn\u2019t exist in his dictionary at that point.<\/p>\n<p>{{8. I need to take this call }} <\/p>\n<p>That call would seem so unimportant to him at that time, regardless of who\u2019s calling; it would only kill the mood.<\/p>\n<p>{{9. I think I have something to tell you }} <\/p>\n<p>Discussions are usually boring when a man is naked and worse still when it\u2019s a bad news. Choose a better time and probably a better venue.<\/p>\n<p>{{10. Guys love it when I&#8230;}}<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s another bad one to say; this passes a message of being too flirty or rather too promiscuous. Except it\u2019s a fling, no man would want to know of your sexual escapade.<\/p>\n<p>There are certain things you shouldn\u2019t ignore, and these ten things are exactly what every naked man would never love to hear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>{When with your man, or any man in the room, and it gets to that stage he strips off, there are certain things you ought not to say, else you would kill the mood.} Also, if you know you aren\u2019t ready to get laid, NEVER LET HIM TAKE IT ALL OFF. 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