{"id":27509,"date":"2016-08-07T03:13:29","date_gmt":"2016-08-07T03:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/just-for-laughs-5-annoying-things-women-hate-to\/"},"modified":"2016-08-07T03:14:31","modified_gmt":"2016-08-07T03:14:31","slug":"just-for-laughs-5-annoying-things-women-hate-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/english\/just-for-laughs-5-annoying-things-women-hate-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Just for laughs:5 annoying things women hate to hear men talk about"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>{Some time ago, I brought you something similar in just for laughs: 7 things men do that upset women, and you liked it \u2013 so here\u2019s another, just to put you in a great mood.}<\/p>\n<p>Some of us, men can say just about anything to impress a woman, but sometimes, the things we say can do more damage than good, especially if they  come across to women as either arrogant or insensitive. You know women are very sensitive people, so even the most trivial of things may be taken very seriously once perceived to be offensive (no offence my ladies). That is why men must be very careful and guided in the things they say around women. So what are these things women don\u2019t want to hear men talk about?<\/p>\n<p>{{1. NEVER TALK ABOUT SPORTS}}<\/p>\n<p>Women do not like sports; not volleyball, not football, not golf \u2013 so they don\u2019t want to hear you mention it around them. I don\u2019t know why some guys make the mistake of raising the subject around women in the first place. It\u2019s hard enough that she has to compete for your attention with a sport, why make her life any harder? It\u2019s like talking to her about your side chick and expecting her to be happy about it. Love your sports alone, and keep the details for when you\u2019re with your buddies. Stop boring her with it! Except she\u2019s a sports fan.<\/p>\n<p>{{2. NEVER TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HAVE OR MAKE}}<\/p>\n<p>So you make 6 figures a year? Maybe a month? She doesn\u2019t want to hear you talk about it. If you do, it\u2019ll only make you seem arrogant and proud. Women would rather hear you talk about how much you love and care about them, not how fat your pay check is \u2013 unless of course, you\u2019re dealing with a prostitute or a lady who\u2019s just there for the money.<\/p>\n<p>{{3. NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM SKILLS}}<\/p>\n<p>They say empty vessels make the loudest noise. Guys who have nothing to offer in the bedroom are fond of boasting of \u2018skills\u2019 they do not have, in an attempt to impress women. If you\u2019re good in bed, she\u2019ll find out eventually. You don\u2019t have to brag or make noise about it. It\u2019ll only irritate and make you unattractive to her.<\/p>\n<p>{{4. NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR PAST \u2018SEXCAPADES\u2019}}<\/p>\n<p>Most guys think it\u2019s \u2018boss\u2019 and image-boosting to discuss their past sexual escapades with the women in their lives, not knowing that it only projects them in bad light.  No responsible woman will be pleased to hear that her man used to be a \u2018playa\u2019 in the past or that he has been with countless women.  Women are naturally jealous; such stories will only make them uncomfortable and sad. Keep your past sex life where it belongs \u2013 in the past.<\/p>\n<p>{{5. NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR FATHER\u2019S WEALTH}}<\/p>\n<p>This is for those men who like riding their parents\u2019 fame and wealth \u2013 your father can be Bill Gates for all she cares \u2014just don\u2019t go bragging about how rich he is and all.  It would only make you seem like a lazy kid who\u2019s completely dependent on his father. Women want a man who can stand for himself without having to ride on his father\u2019s wealth. She would even be more impressed with you if she started off not knowing you\u2019re Bill Gate\u2019s son, but finds out along the line. So always keep the conversation around you and her. It\u2019s you she\u2019s interested in, not your father.<\/p>\n<p>NB: this piece is not intended to ridicule or disrespect any gender, rather it is meant to inform and correct our mind sets. I do hope you learned something. 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