{"id":14752,"date":"2014-06-01T04:58:53","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T04:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/flight-attendant-lists-ridiculous-things-by\/"},"modified":"2014-06-01T04:57:06","modified_gmt":"2014-06-01T04:57:06","slug":"flight-attendant-lists-ridiculous-things-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.igihe.com\/english\/flight-attendant-lists-ridiculous-things-by\/","title":{"rendered":"Flight Attendant Lists Ridiculous Things By Passengers"},"content":{"rendered":"
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{{A flight attendant explains the most ridiculous things passengers say and ask while on flight. The attendant says she is fed up with the same questions passengers keep popping out.}}<\/p>\n

1. \u201cDo they pay for your hotel rooms?\u201d I love this one. Can you imagine if the whole crew was staying in different places and the junior people were grabbing a park bench to sleep on, or couch surfing in their uniforms? Yes, the airline pays for hotels and arranges transportation to and from the hotel. Otherwise, every flight would be late while we figured out where so and so was staying. <\/p>\n

2. Where are the lines between the states? You would be surprised how many people think there are actual lines between the states like on a map. <\/p>\n

3. On night flights we will go through the cabin with trays of orange juice and water. Passengers will look at the tray and say: \u201cWhich one is the orange juice and which is the water?\u201d<\/p>\n

4. \u201cWhen do I change the time on my watch or will it change itself as we go?\u201d <\/p>\n

5. \u201cI don\u2019t mean to scare you, but something out there has been following us for hours!\u201d It\u2019s the light on the wing. <\/p>\n

6. We ask, \u201cwould you like cream and sugar in your coffee?\u201d and they hesitate like it\u2019s a difficult \u2018Jeopardy\u2019 question. <\/p>\n

7. It takes years before you realize you can answer people\u2019s questions with the wrong answer and they never know the difference. When they ask what river they are looking at, I always say Mississippi\u2014no matter where we are in the country. Same thing with the circular irrigation circles you see in farm areas. \u201cWhat are those circles out there?\u201d Private helicopter landing pads.<\/p>\n

8. What country is Hawaii in?<\/p>\n

9. We point to where the bathroom is and the passenger just stands there. I\u2019ll point to it again and they will say \u201cit\u2019s vacant.\u201d They have no idea what the word vacant means, I guess we really shouldn\u2019t use such fancy words like vacant. <\/p>\n

10. \u201cHave we landed yet?\u201d <\/p>\n

11. \u201cDo you have a writing pen?\u201d <\/p>\n

12. We no longer have pillows in the economy cabin. A passenger asked me for a pillow and I told him they were discontinued. He asked \u201cwere people choking on them?\u201d <\/p>\n

13. \u201cHow do I move my seat forward?\u201d<\/p>\n

14. \u201cWhen did you guys start wearing uniforms?\u201d <\/p>\n

15. On the customs and immigration form it says: Sex M-F. Passengers will ask if it means how many times they have sex Monday to Friday!!!<\/p>\n

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